Redneck Computer Terms


BACKUP – What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods

     BAR CODE – Them’s the fight’n rules down at the local tavern

     BUG – The reason you give for calling in sick

     BYTE – What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro

     CACHE – Needed when you run out of food stamps

     CHIP – Pasture muffins that you try not to step in

     TERMINAL – Time to call the undertaker

     CRASH – When you go to Junior’s party uninvited

     DIGITAL – The art of counting on your fingers

     DISKETTE – Female Disco dancer

     FAX – What you lie about to the IRS

     HACKER – Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking

     HARDCOPY – Picture looked at when selecting tattoos

     INTERNET – Where cafeteria workers put their hair

     KEYBOARD – Where you hang the keys to the John Deere

     MAC – Big Jethro’s favorite fast food

     MEGAHERTZ – How your head feels after 17 beers

     MODEM – What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall

     MOUSE PAD – Where Mickey and Minnie live

     NETWORK – Scoop’n up a big fish before it breaks the line

     ONLINE – Where to stay when taking the sobriety test

     ROM – Where the pope lives

     SCREEN – Helps keep the skeeters off the porch

     SERIAL PORT – A red wine you drink with breakfast

     SUPERCONDUCTOR – Amtrak’s Employee of the year

     SCSI – What you call your week-old underwear