Redneck Thoughts on Love & Sex


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Sex is like air.
 

It’s not really important unless you aren’t getting any.
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If you love them, 
  let them go.

If they return, then they’re really yours.

If they don’t, 
track em down and kill em.
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You cannot make someone love you.

All you can do is 
  stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
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A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated
some woman out of a divorce.

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Don’t worry;  it only seems kinky the first time.