Redneck Thoughts on Love & Sex


Sex is like air.

It’s not really important unless you aren’t getting any.

If you love them, 
  let them go.

If they return, then they’re really yours.

If they don’t, 
track em down and kill em.

You cannot make someone love you.

All you can do is 
  stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated
some woman out of a divorce.


Don’t worry;  it only seems kinky the first time.